✦ PRICING

One bad email costs more than $10.

Choose your survival plan.

FREE TIER

$0

forever (kinda)

  • ✓10 generations per day
  • ✓OOO Generator & Meeting Decline
  • ✓BS Detector (full)
  • ✓Translation Engine & Reply to Boss
  • ✓Excuse, Slack Status, Rant, Resignation
  • ✓Mood Kit & Review Builder
  • ✗Corporate Shield
  • ✗Meeting Assassin
  • ✗Survival Copilot
  • ✗Unlimited generations
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POPULAR

PRO PLAN

$10

per month · cancel anytime

Everything you need to outlast corporate life.

  • ✓Unlimited generations (no daily limit)
  • ✓Everything in Free, uncapped
  • ✓Corporate Shield (email manipulation detector)
  • ✓Meeting Assassin (calendar defense)
  • ✓Survival Copilot (political risk advisor)
  • ✓Hall of Savage access
  • ✓Priority AI (faster responses)
  • ✓New features first

Your company spends $10,000+ on your salary. Spend $10 protecting it.

Common Questions.

What happens after 10 free generations?

You'll see a friendly (and mildly passive-aggressive) paywall. Upgrade to Pro Plan for unlimited access.

Can I cancel anytime?

Yes. Cancel from your billing page, effective immediately. No questions asked. We'll be sad, but we'll manage.

Is this actually HR-safe?

Everything the AI generates is designed to be professional on the surface. Nuclear Resignation mode is for entertainment only — please use your judgment.

Which tools are free forever?

OOO Generator and Meeting Decline are permanently free with 10 generations/day.